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DaveOnTheRocks
From Iceland. Gender fluid and bi. I love reading and am now officially in the Navy!!! I'm going to school right now to be a corpsmen and then on to be a dental assistant before being shipped out. Needless to say, Ill be here for a while.

aradiator:

i hate when people say that women should dress more modestly in order to “leave something to the imagination”. leave what to the imagination? what do people think is under my clothes? a mass of algae? memes? shinji ikari?

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unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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nickelode0n:

baby, i don’t care about your stomach

or your legs

or how big your boobs are

i don’t care about you at all

leave me alone

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sassysinglelady:

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

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metahazardous:

askthebloodypainter:

conductoroftardislight:

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

organic milk bags

Lucifer’s waterfall

I’ve been waiting for this.

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stillupsetoverlegacy:

wedontgivethatup:

say those three words and im yours

Would you kindly?

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dajo42:

[pours water back and forth between beakers] im a sciencer

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jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

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simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

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antisociallysplendid:

lalagirgurl:

bluedragonkaiser:

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown

What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?

I FREAKING READ IT IN JACKS VOICE 

I FUCKING SANG IT

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